Okay, you know what? Fuck. That. Here’s what really happened:
Maybe I wasn’t having the best night ever. Maybe there were certain circumstances that made me…a bit more fucked up than usual. But whatever. So I go to a party. So I see someone there who owes me hella $$$. So in total black out inebriation, I take out a knife and make some rash decisions. But, you know what? That dude’s just a fucking crack addict. And he robbed me. My bad. You realize that if this were just some random crack addict off the street, then nobody would really care…right? The only reason anybody gives a fuck is because they’re already friends with this crack addict. So…yeah.