The Art of Female Macking: How To Tell If Your Pussy Is In Season

As a female mack, you should know that one of the essential elements of being a mack isn’t just being a sexually popular woman but also being a generally socially popular woman as well. A woman can’t be desired by all the boys without being desired by pretty much everybody on a social level, so sharpening your social skills is the first step to being a female mack. Remember: one of the main differences between a female mack and a regular slut is that a female mack has social grace. A female mack knows how to navigate rocky social waters, appeasing multiple lovers, quelling jealous girlfriends, and maintaining a positive social image that, despite one’s reputation for being promiscuous, is untarnished by tales of ones sexual follies. A slut, on the other hand, is graceless in her navigation of the social sphere and is often ostracized by her peer group due to her inability to tactfully deal with other people’s emotions, situations and concerns. While it’s worth pointing out that many female macks start out as sluts, not all sluts become female macks. So whether you’re just a regular woman looking to wrassle up a little black book full of eager, nonjudgmental lovers, or a slut who’s looking to graduate to the next level of pimpery, read on. If you’re a hater who thinks that women shouldn’t have the opportunity to sleep with whomever (and however many men) she wants, then take your sorry self back to church on Sunday and pray that God forgives you for being such a god damn basic bitch.

So, in order to determine if your pussy is in season it is important to first open up a wide circle of friends. With your cunning mack charisma, you will place yourself in the middle of this circle of friends, and as such your social position will be that you are constantly surrounded by people that you trust, that you love, that love you back, and that are just as fun and pretty as you are. This creates a social bubble, but it also creates social proof, a concept that the PUA community talks about frequently. To PUAs, social proof means proving to a woman that you are a socially accepted, socially admired, perhaps even socially important person, something that is necessary in order to prove one’s worth to a potential sexual partner. Social proof is a concept that translates beyond just the sexual sense, and when applied to a professional setting can also be a lucrative concept to master. If other people like you, then I want to like you, too. As a woman, it is important to have social proof not just because of those reasons, but also because social proof is another aspect of what differentiates a female mack and a slut. A female mack is surrounded by her friends, and they accept her and her promiscuous behavior. A slut has few people who will defend her when her behavior is publicly called into question, and, likewise, a woman with few friends is easily the target of sexual predators because she has fewer social obstacles between her and sex. We all know that sexual predators (for some inexplicable reason) like to shame their partners by calling them sluts, so there’s that, too.

You can use your social proof to tell if your pussy is in season because your social proof already requires any interested man to cope with your reputation and your social circle. As a female mack, everyone knows you are a female mack, but few people care. On the other hand, sluts where their promiscuity on their shirt like a scarlet S, and people lie about having sex with sluts. It is good to be seen with a female mack because a female mack is hard to attain, whereas as a slut is easily fucked. The difference, however, is not in the desires of the mack and the slut, but, rather, the difference lies in the perception of how those desires are vocalized and executed. A mack can understand and mold the psychology of her social group, whereas the slut is at its mercy. Due to your social proof, men pursue you because of your social reputation, not despite it.

As with all things, there are on seasons and there are off seasons. Even as a female mack, you’ll find yourself in periods of drought where no one is calling or texting. This is okay, because you are a female mack, and your social network is large enough that even if you make the decision to take a break from loving the sea of men out there, you still are not alone. You still always have someone on your arm that makes you look good, be it a male friend or a passel of fellow female macks. As a female mack, you are never threatened by a dry season. You are never alarmed by it. While other people might be surprised to hear that you are fucking only one or two casual partners intermittently, merely dating (i.e. going out on dates with and not fucking) a handful of prospects, or perhaps even fucking no one, you know that life’s circumstances sometimes lead you to a drought. Perhaps you caught feelings for someone, gave your stable the boot, and things fell through. Or perhaps you just have more important things on your plate than pursuing ample casual sex with the available young things in your area. (Because: surprise! There’s more to life than getting off. Trust me.)

Even if you’re not coming off a dry season, you’ll be able to tell that your pussy is in season because a multitudeĀ of men from both disparate and overlapping social circles have come to call: exboyfriends, former flames, faded love interests, that random boy you met at the coffee shop four months ago who never called, your friend that you’ve been keeping on the hook for years – they’re all here, right now, and they want you. Insatiably.

When your pussy is in season, it can be quite overwhelming. As a female mack, your pussy being in season is quite different from the average woman’s pussy being in season. The average woman can be overwhelmed by merely two or three love interests. As a female mack, two or three love interests is a total yawn. When your pussy is in season, I’m talking six, seven, eight, even more! viable options knocking at your door. And by viable options, I mean that you have a plethora of men in several of the following categories: initiation of flirtation (or what in common parlance is known as “talking to”), sexual intrigue (“talking to” but with definite sexual overtones and IRL kick it sessions), dating (or, this is the guy who takes you out on dates, pays for shits, but you don’t fuck him), the ex connection (this is a serious former partner who is coming back, and while it may ultimately be under the guise a friendship, there’s always the possibility of hooking up again with a serious former partner), old flames (i.e. former casual sex partners), and then the people you actually have sex with, and those relationships can anywhere on the casual-serious spectrum with dating thrown in the mix. You will know that your pussy is truly in season when multiple men in these categories pop up simultaneously.

Now, you might be wondering, as an aspiring female mack, how do I sow the seeds to get my pussy in season? Well, this goes back to your social proof, which goes back to your social circle. As a social creature, the female mack is constantly talking to and making connections with everyone around her. These connections are not necessarily sexual in nature initially. In fact, many of them are never sexual. Most of her social connections will be purely social, but without making her social connections she will never be able to make a multitude of sexual connections. Because from these social connections come the sexual connections, whether it’s that the social connections become sexual over time, the social connections connect her to sexual connections, or that these connections started out sexually. The thing about fostering sexual connections with people is that it takes time. This is something that the slut often lacks the skills for. Sluts are known for their pursuit of instant sexual gratification, even without any sort of personal familiarity. The mack is willing to invest time into her social and sexual connections, even in the sexual connections ultimately only yield a casual sexual connection. The mack is discerning about her sexual connections even if she is at the same time open to a variety of flavors.

Ultimately, sowing the seeds for a pussy in season is the same as sowing seeds socially, with eventual sexual results. While there is no prescribed time for how long it will take for your pussy to be in season, nor is there a premarked amount of effort that you will put in, it is important that as a female mack you know to always sow your seeds socially. You are always social, even when in a monogamous relationship. While the more cynical among us might think that sowing your seeds socially for a potential sexual payoff even when in the midst of a monogamous relationship is underhanded because isn’t that one of the most awful games that people in relationships play? That they’re always out, looking for better options, planning an escape route, trying to cheat? Well, the answer to that is: yeah, sure, there are some shitty people out there that think like that. But as a female mack, you know that you are an inherently social person. You do not socialize for the end game of sex; you socialize because you find it to be a fundamentally enjoyable experience. You socialize because you like people. You’re not a psychopath, Miss Female Mack. If a female mack is in a monogamous relationship, she has no problem saying no to other men because she wants to be in this relationship because it’s the best option for her.

However, for all you available female macks, once you know that your pussy is in season, it’s important to remember: much like any other cycle in nature, it is only a matter of time before it falls off again. So, as a female mack, work your magic while your pussy is in season so that you can reap the rewards of sowing your seeds. Play your cards right, rack up a few new lovers, engage in a few new experiences, and enjoy the summer of your sexuality.