The 2013 Fuck Season is Upon Us

It’s 2013, and in good spirits, it’s time to play the numbers game again. Arianna and I are both newly single (or, wait, maybe we’ve always been single?), so after spending a few hours composing our fuck bucket lists, we will be out and about, skulking around various bars, getting drunk, and forcing strangers to have sex with us. Also, Arianna and I are armed with more than just each other. In fact, we have an entire arsenal of attractive, single girl friends, many of whom have big boobs, nice asses and pretty faces. We are not afraid to unleash this weaponry on all of masculinity, so, brace yourselves. Go hide your boyfriends, we do not give a fuck.