This is funny to me! Also, well, there’s a 50/50 chance that it was me or Arianna, although Lucy was there, too, but I don’t think she “claws” dudes to pieces. I mean, what are the odds? Also, between me and Arianna, the number of people we’ve slept with who were there last night was pretty high! 6 or 7 maybe! And this probably accurate for every single one.
It’s subtle, of course, because I’m not going to bring it up in conversation, like, “Hey, have you read that thing that I post on the Internet about how I’m a total slut?” Nope, I feel like that line isn’t … Read more →