Miguel & I were driving around East Oakland at 2am the other day (most likely cruising for taco trucks and enjoying a running commentary on the quality of the night shift prostitutes) when we suddenly found ourselves on Ransom Avenue. We immediately panicked, and as we tried to escape, we found ourselves at the crossroads of Ransom Avenue and Santa Rita Road. Which made us wonder, “What’s coming next? Anal Rape Gang Bang Way??” Luckily, we made it out safely, without even skirting down Rape Street or Homicide Way. Thank God.