This is funny to me! Also, well, there’s a 50/50 chance that it was me or Arianna, although Lucy was there, too, but I don’t think she “claws” dudes to pieces. I mean, what are the odds? Also, between me and Arianna, the number of people we’ve slept with who were there last night was pretty high! 6 or 7 maybe! And this probably accurate for every single one.
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