I was sitting at the bar with my friends (as usual) when someone tapped me on the shoulder. Not the kind of light tap meant to instill some sort of soft conversation about, “Hey, how are you?” But the kind … Read more →
It has come to my attention that someone I used to sleep with is behaving with a quite a bit of impropriety. While generally I try to let this kind of thing go (actually, no I don’t, I’m petty as … Read more →
I couldn’t imagine hanging out with the same people for years and still needing to get drunk in order to have a good time. What kind of friendship is that if it’s only activated with alcohol? Because then what happens … Read more →
In lieu of all the feedback I’ve been getting lately, I’m happy to report that I have been pegged as vapid, morally reprehensible and dumb. I think I need to build a press tab so I can masturbate to the image in my mind of so many people out there in the world hating me.
And, yes, I will talk about as openly as I want, thank you very much!
There’s nothing quite as satisfying as cozying up with your exboyfriend’s other exgirlfriend, thus forming a Voltron of exgirlfriend-ness intended to inspire heretofore unheard of heights of social paranoia and micro-crises. Traipsing around town in high heels and on bikes … Read more →
I thought that I’d want the passion, the rampant passion, the rage. I thought that I’d want to screaming phone calls, and the fuck you’s, and the nasty text messages, and the threats via facebook chat, and sending you pictures … Read more →