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WE’RE BACK IN ACTION AT A NEW LOCATION. COME GET #RATCHET WITH YOUR FAVORITE SHIT HEADS. IT’S BEEN A WHILE AND WE MISS YOU.

SELECTIONS BY RESIDENTS:

♥SPACEGHOST (ASTRO NAUTICO)
♥♥SO WHAT (FRITE NITE)
♥♥♥NETO (SWERVE)
♥♥♥♥BOBBY PERUU (TT6)

MAYBE SECRET GUEST, WHO THE FUCK KNOWS???

18+ to get in
21+ to drink at the bar

5bucks

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RSVP: Here

is this still relevant?

is first friday still relevant?

have too many people quit their cocaine habits recently for this still to be considered fun?

will the state market liquor store get their liquor license back in time to supply liquor to west oakland party goers?

will people get pistol whipped at the this party, just like the last time i went to a party at this spot?

is this the kind of party worthy of sex in the bathroom at a party?

will the ratio of “people i’d like to fuck” to “people who should have gone to rehab last year” be adequately high?

do you even have an outfit for this? it’s like five days away!

if u don’t have an outfit for this, is it worth spending your drug money on some new clothes and hoping that someone there will share their coke with you?

wait, how are you going to get there? is walking through west oakland while drunk and high and in stilettos at 4 am a good idea? can you maybe give me a ride?

will i need to call in sick to work the next day?

ANSWERS TO THE “WEST OAKLAND PARTY SHARKS PARTY WORTHINESS QUIZ”

yes

no

no

yes

idk

hopefully yes

yes

yes

yes

no

wait, you have a job?

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The “it’s no longer raining and the weather is getting kinda nice, but it’s not quite summer yet” party season is upon us. Will this be the one to start it off??????