Having sex in public is a finely finessed art, and doing it in Oakland (aka the robbery capital of America) is even trickier. Of course, it’s always important to consider that while your pants are down around your ankles and … Read more →
This is funny to me! Also, well, there’s a 50/50 chance that it was me or Arianna, although Lucy was there, too, but I don’t think she “claws” dudes to pieces. I mean, what are the odds? Also, between me and Arianna, the number of people we’ve slept with who were there last night was pretty high! 6 or 7 maybe! And this probably accurate for every single one.
Sitting at the bar. The people here who are checking their phones are clearly new to this game, or maybe it’s that those of us who are older aren’t accustomed to the social surrender of silently checking Instagram while waiting … Read more →
Driving around Downtown at midnight, and as soon as we veer onto Telegraph from Broadway, it starts. A visual melange of art and destruction, spewing a rainbow of graffitied anti-cop slogans amidst the glitter sprinkle of broken glass across the … Read more →
So the thirsty ass sus ass stupid racist bitch that wrote that shit about me on the Ruby Room bathroom wall just sent me this ^^^ bitch, I recognize your handwriting! Eyewitnesses have you at the scene of the crime! PM for deets~
I’m worthy of being shit talked on the Ruby Room bathroom wall. I love you to whoever takes time out of their day to be concerned with me and what I’m doing. This is how I know it’s real! I got fans!!