This is funny to me! Also, well, there’s a 50/50 chance that it was me or Arianna, although Lucy was there, too, but I don’t think she “claws” dudes to pieces. I mean, what are the odds? Also, between me and Arianna, the number of people we’ve slept with who were there last night was pretty high! 6 or 7 maybe! And this probably accurate for every single one.

I’m worthy of being shit talked on the Ruby Room bathroom wall. I love you to whoever takes time out of their day to be concerned with me and what I’m doing. This is how I know it’s real! I got fans!!