Someone Called Me A Slut!

I heard a rumor that someone called me a slut at a bar last week! The news made me feel so…warm inside. It’s been a long time since someone called me a slut, and, honestly, I don’t really deserve the accolade anymore. I’m in relationship land these days, but, hey, if someone wants to go #tbt and call me a slut, I’ll take it!

The person in question who called me and my drinking companions slut is someone I can readily tell you is very small minded. From experience, I know that when a woman calls you a slut it’s because she’s jealous or threatened by your sexual affluence. This was definitely the case here. I know it’s anti-feminist to draw on the hotness scale as an indicator of that party’s bitterness, but I can say that I think some of the people in our group had hooked up with one of her friends within the past two years. Petty!

As usual, me and my friends are all very pretty and we look good at the bar when we’re drinking together. Shout out to the person who called us sluts. Talk about a throwback! I didn’t even know people still used that word. In all honesty, points off for lack of creativity, and try better next time. But I’ll take what I can get. I appreciate the compliment.

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