PUSSY PILE

I’ve been trying to determine whether or not this piece of pornography is cool/gross/weird/hot/masturbate-to-able/a turn on/makes me uncomfortable/makes me hungry/makes me nauseous/will it make a good sext…you know, basically trying to assess my emotions on this one folks. After a good night’s rest, I’ve decided that it brings up the same emotions that going to the gynecologist conjures. While sitting there naked beneath a paper sheet and staring at various diagrams of vaginas at different angles and different bisections. Going to the gynecologist really does nothing for me sexually, although while I’m lying there with some stranger’s fingers up my pussy, it always, always crosses my mind. However, I always leave feeling significantly less pleasured and/or violated than I had initially hoped for when I went in. And that’s how this picture makes me feel. 

I also feel like I”m looking at a stack of blow up dolls that have randomly been thrown at the back of some musty warehouse full of tweakers and the irony of seeing a pussy pile like this is making me giggle childishly rather than making me feel like I need to instantaneously take my clothes off.

But what I’m *really* curious to know is – am I totally off base with this one or is it really, truly a kinda “meh” piece of pornography?

P.S. Instagram deactivated my account because of this picture. Instagram, you are a square ass bitch and I don’t give a fuck about you!!!