Pilar, I wanna fuck this babe but I fear coke dick! Help!

Since this is a gender non specific question, here are 2 answers:

1. If you are the person with the penis, the answer is obvious: don’t do coke. You should have enough confidence and game to bag this babe before last call, however, if you are of the cocaine snorting variety, I suggest you have cocaine on you just in case. You can use this cocaine as a love offering for the apple of your eye of the evening, and in the event that it doesn’t work out, you can console yourself with a mini bender, and then you’ll be fine.

2. If you don’t want the other person to have coke dick, it gets a little more tricky because you can’t really control the other person’s impulses. The easiest way to get around this is to devise a hangout session before optimal cocaine and liquor intoxication have occurred. Yes – I am suggesting a day time fuck. Find something casual to do, like hang out by the lake and drink 40’s, or hang out at a squat and drink 40’s, or hang out at your house and drink 40’s. (Catch my drift?) Slyly maneuver your hang out session back to somewhere private (or semi private for some sex in public), and lay the moves on him. Most dudes are very receptive to a woman making the first move. In fact, their response borders on gratitude because do you know how much effort and insecurity dudes put into trying to fuck girls? The rejection rate is pretty high, so girls making the first move generally preempts all that. (Not sure if that’s the same for boy on boy, though.) If he’s nonresponsive to fucking when only slightly buzzed, then, chances are you’re dealing with an alcoholic who has trouble getting up at all times, so on to the next one. 

Coke dick is a terrible epidemic, but the sure fire way to get around it is to have your boo snort a Viagra, but, honestly…being 28 and taking Viagra is not a good look! Sort your shit out!