Every once in a while, I encounter the opportunity to receive a lap dance from a stranger. While they’re always complementary encounters, I have to wonder what, as a female, I’m supposed to get out of a lap dance. Having someone rub their ass in my lap seems particularly ineffectual, seeing as I don’t have a penis and any sort of sexual stimulation seems to miss the mark in a physical sense. Sure, having some dude or girl thrust their genitalia in my face is entertaining, but maybe there’s something about being a woman that makes receiving a lap dance from a stranger not the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me. Maybe it’s my lack of a penis, or maybe it’s that I don’t get off on touching strangers who are hurling their body at me in the form of twerking on my crotch. I’m disappointed that I don’t find receiving lap dances to be an erotic experience, although I can say that what I do enjoy is giving lap dances. That’s way more fun.