Ya, I know what y’all are thinking. Isn’t that a blatantly racist thing to say? But, no, no, it’s not. It’s an adage that my ex-boyfriend of the African American persuasion used to call his penis, which to me was alarmingly clever, seeing as it hit on so many ethnic stereotypes while erstwhile being casually and caustically disarming on a racial level. I just wanted to share that punny little term with all y’all, because despite all the spite that goes into having an ex-boyfriend, meh, I gotta give him cred for throwing that one into the bedroom dirty talk mix every once in a while.