Cunnilingus Versus Fellatio

Let’s be honest with ourselves. Any guy that refuses to perform cunnilingus or is not good at it – what the fuck are you doing? Having been on the outside looking in at both types of human genitalia, I’d have to admit that using my mouth to pleasure a member of either sex is much, much easier when making direct eye contact with a woman’s clitoris. 

Sure, I’ve heard guys try to defend their lack of cunnilingus skills by saying such ridiculous things as, “Every woman’s clitoris is located somewhere different! It takes time to find it!” To which I would like to respond, “Getting good at licking a lollipop pales in comparison to trying to repeatedly shove a large, cylindrical object down your gullet with vomitting, choking or dying.” 

Although, don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining about the amount of effort it takes to pleasure a man orally. I would never knock sticking a dude’s dick in my mouth; what I’m trying to say is that licking on a pussy is easier on both a practical level and a physical level. Plus, it’s such a delight to hang out with pussy. which may have more to do with my innate desire to crawl back into the womb, but, come on, pussies are pretty. Dicks? Well, dicks got it going on, too, but not in the same way as a pussy does, at least in an aesthetic sense.

Keeping this all in mind, I still have to admit that, after all this proselytizing, it’s still my personal preference to have a dick pop out when I’m pulling someone’s pants down. There’s something about the real deal that just totally gets me off, even if the oral sex performance requires that much more work. Meh, it’s worth it. (Although I still never say no to a pretty pussy.)