I regretfully did not shower this morning despite rolling around on the sidewalk in a drunken stupor at 3am last night. I definitely probably should have. Getting fucked doggy style is the most manageable way for me to hook up … Read more →
“Why did you block me on Facebook?” Because she had blocked me on Facebook a few days ago. I mean, I get it, I am her exboyfriend’s best friend and roommate, but I always feel that blocking someone on Facebook … Read more →
cocaine. cocaine. cocaine. cocaine. it’s great, it’s like i’m super high on cocaine or speed, except it’s free, and i don’t have to shovel white powders up my nose. it kinda sucks when it happens in the middle of the … Read more →
I gave this guy a blow job at senior retreat back in 2005, and he’s still talking about it. Are you?