While sitting in the back room of new Mama Buzz with 3 other mostly single lady friends, the touchy subject of anal bleaching came up. To bleach or not to bleach one’s asshole? That is the question. It seems that … Read more →
While sitting in the smoking section of Radio on Saturday and enjoying the sonic offerings of Mike Melero’s Boozewazi, a friend (who, yes, I antichillingly called him out in the post title) asked me for my advice on that elusive … Read more →
Because I wanted to celebrate this holiday feeling like I didn’t have to pretend to be drunk/wish I were drunk while socializing through a group of people who were already drunk/pretending to be drunk/wishing they were drunk at 3pm. Instead, … Read more →
Graceless. Trying to be tactful and failing. This all would have been much, much easier if it had been accomplished via Facebook chat. Or even Twitter, because sparing someone the public humiliation of being dumped via a public social network … Read more →
She had made the mistake of deeming being attractive a worthy pursuit in life. Lying in bed, usually not alone, with an insatiable yen for inhaling some scratchy tobacco & oxygen concoction. But not being able to do that at … Read more →
There’s something pleasantly delightful about wearing this bodysuit that is slightly too small for me. Tightly wound up, panties in a bunch, and I’m squirming just a little bit with my garter belt on and if it weren’t so warm … Read more →