(^^^this pretty much sums it up) Every month it’s the same. Every month it’s, “Oh, shit, it’s First Friday.” Which means a smattering of text messages from a few of my braver (or, maybe it’s not bravery, maybe it’s just … Read more →
“I’m an anarchist.” “What does that mean though?” “Basically I”m just a bad person who does bad things, but I wanted to give it a little bit of an esoteric political leaning so when I talk to my mom she … Read more →
Hey, that’s me!
I was biking around Downtown Oakland when, on the corner of 14th & Broadway, I ran into this dapper gentleman. He originally caught my eye because I thought that his propaganda had a rather intriguing design working in its favor. And when I read the content of his swill – well, you know. I was intrigued.
Upon quickly scanning his sign, I patted myself on the back when I realized that I’ve engaged in most of the acts on his sign. Goodie for me!
“Oh, hi, that’s interesting sign there, can I take a picture?” ~me, trying not to feel too much like a hipster class tourist who fetishizes other people’s culture and beliefs for the sake of a funny post on Instagram. But I probably failed at that.
“Yes, yes, and you can take a picture of the back, too!” the gentleman exclaimed at my display of misplaced enthusiasm.
“Are you religious?” ~ me
“Yes, I believe in Jesus Christ! He is the only way to salvation!” ~ gentleman
“Oh, yeah, I’m Catholic.” ~ me as I swing around to snap the back side. “I really dig your message.”
“Thank you, thank you!”
“Have a nice day!”
Because, honestly, you have to respect a man who sits at 14th & Broadway who condemns sexual activity of any sort. As I biked away, I realized that I really wanted to fuck him, but because I don’t have a penis, he probably wouldn’t be down.
Arianna & I did the classy thing and showed up to the Night Light at 7:30 and ate our dinner at the bar. Every time I eat dinner at the bar (which is turning out to be rather frequently lately) … Read more →