an explanation as to why i stayed in and watched law & order today instead of going to one of your bbq’s

Because I wanted to celebrate this holiday feeling like I didn’t have to pretend to be drunk/wish I were drunk while socializing through a group of people who were already drunk/pretending to be drunk/wishing they were drunk at 3pm. Instead, I posted my usual amount of booty calls and enjoyed the feeling of fucking in a war zone while boom boom explosion.