Pussy Pics

I have a lot of pictures of my own pussy in my phone. Because fuck sending nudes, I’m going to send you a full blown, close up pic of my pussy, all clit, all labia, a little bit of hair: all of it. Kind of like how dudes send chicks dick pics, but I think that is appropriate because I think that you need the grand tour of exactly where your face is going to be for 45-120 minutes next Thursday night after you buy me eight drinks at the bar. I’m doing this because I want you to properly familiarize yourself with the folds of my flower. I want you to see the bumps and the bush and flesh of me. I want you to look at where my pleasure comes from. I don’t want you to dive down there, eyes closed, afraid and unsure of what to expect. This is your starter kit for my orgasm. This is the map to my heart. You should be fucking grateful to be able to look at my pussy, up close and well lit, because it is a beautiful thing, and this is a god damn privilege. So say “thank you” when I send you a pussy pic, because ungrateful boys get punished, but good boys get the reciprocation of an orally good time.